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Bosrik is so happy I’m home he threw up.

Haha, it’s alright. The lip isn’t too bad, with a darker lipstick its basically just “temporary lip augmentation”. Oh man! That sounds like something my dad would do. Sorry about your tooth! Yeah, I dunno what’s so amusing about jeopardizing your offsprings safety (like how my dad thought it was hilarious when he pushed me off a 30ft waterfall into a river when I was twelve… and I’m a super weak swimmer). Fuckin dad logic man.
My dad dumped a huge bucket of ice over my head, giving me a bloody nose and fat lip, then when I got mad he just pulled a flask out of his pocket, took a swig and handed it to me. Parenting.
every1 is gross & weird.
A Veiled Beauty of Constantinople by Frederick Arthur Bridgman
(Source: orientalistpaintings, via neverbeencaughtever)